HE MAKES THE SUN GREAT AGAIN
“The world was gloomy before I won - there was no hope. Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over a trillion dollars!”
White men bask in his orange glow, their right arms raised like the sturdy branches of southern trees.
White men bask in his orange glow, their right arms raised like the sturdy branches of southern trees.
HE MAKES OUR BORDERS & OUR STORES GREAT AGAIN
“For all of those who want to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain, boycott @Macys. They are weak on border security & stopping illegal immigration.”
Thus, Wal-Mart takes the lead on border security. Greeters add SIG Sauer pistols to their blue vests and khaki pants.
Thus, Wal-Mart takes the lead on border security. Greeters add SIG Sauer pistols to their blue vests and khaki pants.
HE MAKES OUR INNER-CITIES GREAT AGAIN
“With Ben Carson wanting to hit his mother on head with a hammer, stab a friend and Pyramids built for grain storage - don't people get it?”
No, so the Emperor places the Department of Housing and Urban Development in those gifted hands.
No, so the Emperor places the Department of Housing and Urban Development in those gifted hands.
Header art by M.Guzzio & T. Guzzio.
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In addition to editing Prodigal's Chair, Tom is a teacher, father, husband, writer, artist, futbol fan and slightly maladjusted optimist. He lives in Beverly, Massachusetts with his wife and their newly adopted cocker spaniels Lexi and Freckles (who are both amazingly cute). You can connect with him on Twitter @t_guzzio, or via email at [email protected].
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